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    Kommentteja

    1. Cassie

      Osteoporoosiin valkovenäläinen.

    2. Man ne

      mukava katsoa tätä 7 kaljan jälkeen arkipäivänä

    3. å

      Pitää kokeilla tota jallupiimää.

    4. fouoii gyhh

      Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅

    5. bofooit gojo

      Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅

      1. Cassie

        Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅

    6. ht7t jk8

      Organs Taken from Living People Dr. Enver Tohti is a former Uyghur surgeon from China who now lives in London. He said the Chinese regime has treated about a million Uyghur prisoners as living “organ donors,” just as it does to Falun Gong practitioners. He noted that patients in China have to wait only a week to obtain a matching organ. He also showed a picture of a special lane at an airport in China that is specifically used for transporting organs that have been taken from living people. The audience was shocked to hear that Hunan Provincial People's Hospital had once run promotional ads offering 20 kidney transplantation operations for free. Enver Tohti is a former surgeon from Xinjiang, China who witnessed an organ being forcibly removed from a living person. Mr. Gutmann said that organs taken from living prisoners of conscience are used in about 60,000 to 100,000 organ transplants conducted yearly in China and that the majority of the victims are Falun Gong practitioners. Investigative reporter Ethan Gutmann talks about the Chinese regime's organ harvesting from prisoners of conscience. Human rights lawyer David Matas proposed actions Finland can take to help mitigate such atrocities. The speakers also highlighted the final judgment of the China Tribunal, which collected overwhelming evidence from witnesses, medical journals, and independent investigations before affirming on June 17, 2019 that the Chinese regime is killing prisoners of conscience for organs on a large scale. The independent tribunal was led by Sir Geoffrey Nice, QC, who was a prosecutor for the International Tribunal for the Former Yugoslavia. Mainstream Media Coverage The panel generated a lively discussion with the audience, and the two-hour seminar was extended by a half hour. Reporters from mainstream media outlets lined up after the seminar to interview the speakers. Helsingin Sanomat, the most influential newspaper in Finland, and HSL, a Swedish newspaper with the biggest circulation in Finland, reported on the seminar on the front page the next day. They covered how the number of organ transplants in China increased rapidly after the Chinese communist regime started to persecute Falun Gong in 1999, as well as a 2013 European Parliament resolution condemning the atrocity.

      1. minij hooi

        Eilen oli niin kova pakkanen, että piti lämmikkeeksi ottaa kylmäkaapista

    7. Привет Стасик

      thanks

      1. fouoii gyhh

        Ismo on mun waifu

    8. НЕМАКС НЕБРОКЭН

      Haluan ymmärtää. En ymmärrä. :(((

      1. bofooit gojo

        Ismo on mun waifu

    9. Jouni Knuuti

      Mikäs käy jos on katkasuhoidossa?

    10. Jani Mäkinen

      kyyllläää ja joskus jopa toisen heti sen toisen jälkeen ja sitten ähän senkin jälkeen voi ottaa 😊😀😁😂

      1. minij hooi

        Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅

    11. Tero Mäkinen

      Kunhan tiedostatte Juha Vuorisen kauneimman runon "JANO MIKÄ IHANA TEKOSYY "

    12. To Bi

      Wwooooohhhhh

      1. soinu foig

        Ismo on mun waifu

    13. dick dickson

      fiblock.info/face/videot/mnCboKhjY3KkaaA.html

    14. minij hooi

      Pienet sille... ja vaikka et joiskaan tai treffeille ois lähössä niin muista: ''Aina nyt yhden voi ottaa'' Olkoon se kalja käden kanssa tai viinilasillinen netflixin seurassa

    15. cc steamer

      😆👍

    16. J-Mrix

      Miksi ette laita englanninkielisiä tekstityksiä näille kun niin moni niitä tuntuu haluavan?

    17. Susanna

      Olin 10 vuotta absoluttisti mutta yhden kerran kun ostin jägermaisteria työ ja sen seurauksena saatuun stressiin ja vilustumiseen niin kyllä auttoi! Illalla ajattelin ettei ole kuumeisena töihin seuraavana päivänä mutta pikkusen jägermaisteria nassuun niin taas mentiin 7 am. Tosin kyseinen työ jäi aika pian historiaan kuitenkin mutta oikeasti jägermaisteria auttoi. Siihen loppui absolutismi.

    18. hen ko

      Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅

      1. Sonia S

        If you try not to drink people will talk you into it. You can *always* have one drink. If you're sick, you will have a rhum because it'll cure it. If you have a hangover, any drink will cure it. Etc. If you don’t have money for rent, your friend doesn't either. But if you can't drink because you're broke, your friend will pay. You're welcome. If that’s your pfp and you're trying not to drink I would go with "I'm pregnant" that'll give finns a nice excuse to drink too, they'll love it

    19. K.P. Loveraft

      Eilen oli niin kova pakkanen, että piti lämmikkeeksi ottaa kylmäkaapista

    20. MattheW

      Eihän se nyt haittaa jos vielä yhden ottaa

    21. sotuur aeei

      Ismo on mun waifu

    22. vinasu maaj

      Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅

      1. Eetu Hirvonen

        Mitä helvettejä olette

      2. hen ko

        Tuo nihkee lainaus paitsi jos ryyppäämään olit lähössä on kyl ihan oman kokemuksen mukaan käynyt. Opiskeluaikoina vuosikymmeniä sitten päivällä yritin saaha lainattua

    23. Markku Nieminen

      Ei naurata yhtään.

    24. foopyu nooui

      Ismo on mun waifu

    25. Bolia Fops

      Ismo on mun waifu

      1. sotuur aeei

        Poor dog I liked my own commet how sad.

    26. Maru

      Juu! Rommitoti auttaa lenssuun👍🤣

    27. Darren Brady

      xxxx

      1. foopyu nooui

        Paljonkos Ismo maksoit youtuben jutkuille lahjuksia että sait kolme videota trendaamaan kertaheitolla?

    28. chding zuure

      Ismo on mun waifu

      1. Bolia Fops

        Ismolla taitaa olla tyyny paidan alla, jotta voi tehdä "kaljamaha-argumentointia".

    29. ziko6666

      😂😂😂

    30. Du Nhu

      1:40 dog: help my please

    31. Takoja

      Eipä o itel viel tullu yhtään syytä vastaan et pitäs juoda se yks. Yleensä vaan sanon ette nää mitää järkee miks pitäs juua ja ol kännis. Loppuu kyselyt siihe ja porukka o vaa et "toi o iha viisasta" samal ku ne ite lähtee vetää kännit. 🤣

      1. chding zuure

        For english speakers, most of the words he uses can't be translated

    32. bssni touir

      Paljonkos Ismo maksoit youtuben jutkuille lahjuksia että sait kolme videota trendaamaan kertaheitolla?

      1. Jakevil97

        Kolme rahaa

    33. Soinas Doyi

      Lietsoo 😁

    34. milf magnet

      BOOOOOOOOO 👎👎👎 huono

    35. Jani Kärkkäinen

      Tuo nihkee lainaus paitsi jos ryyppäämään olit lähössä on kyl ihan oman kokemuksen mukaan käynyt. Opiskeluaikoina vuosikymmeniä sitten päivällä yritin saaha lainattua muutaman kympin ruokaa varten, illalla sama henkilö pyytää ryypingille seuraks ja kun muistutan että eihän mulla oo rahaa kun koitin lainata päivällä ruokaankin ni eiköhän heti liienny kaljan ostoon piffata.

      1. Jani Kärkkäinen

        @bssni touir No mutta siis tottakaihan sitä kaljalle mennään jos kaveri tarjoo (tai es lainaa).

      2. bssni touir

        ...Ja siitä se ajatus sitten lähti

    36. Terrence Wise

      Poor dog I liked my own commet how sad.

    37. Nyéki Judit

      My first comedy I watched from Ismo was the one with the word Noni. It was in Finnish, but it was translated and written in English underneath. I found it so funny that i Googled and searched for more. I like his shy Finnish humor.

      1. Make 81

        I said "Noni" in Thailand, an American guy who was passing, said "Oh,i know you finskies" 🇫🇮😅

    38. Nyéki Judit

      Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅

      1. bilij pdan

        good

    39. JohnDaubSuperfan369

      Paljonkos Ismo maksoit youtuben jutkuille lahjuksia että sait kolme videota trendaamaan kertaheitolla?

    40. kedonsiemen

      Ismolla taitaa olla tyyny paidan alla, jotta voi tehdä "kaljamaha-argumentointia".

    41. Nyymi Nuolivaara

      Synnyttäessä olis voinut ottaa yhden lasin skumppaa.

    42. Gostoso

      5/5

    43. kansallinen

      Ei voi ottaa on liian kännissä

      1. fortsonana

        korjaussarja.

    44. rispiikoloffari

      For english speakers, most of the words he uses can't be translated

      1. No Username

        Yes, but actually no. That's just a language myth. Words on their own can't always be translated, but the meaning can, always. Regards, a Finnish-speaking language student.

    45. Lissu Heikkilä

      Näinhän se menee..mies kuoli maksakirroosiin..

    46. Z1ng1s

      Mikäs auttaa koronaan? 🤣

      1. Kuusrainenn

        Absintti, toisaalta miksei vodkakin

      2. FatTepi

        Noh kuulemma vahva puhdas alkoholi tappaa sen, niin jos vaikka 80% virunvalgeeta hakisit ja jäykkänä naukkailet

    47. Artbyfinn

      Just ku tajusin pitkästä aikaa tulla kattoo oisko tullu uusia videoita nii täällähän oli eilen tulleita :D

    48. epic

      ihanaa ihannoida alkoholia. juntit

    49. d1mez

      ...Ja siitä se ajatus sitten lähti

    50. Julius Kuuhimo

      Totta

    51. Markkah

      Ulla on aloholiongela

    52. 이승원

      The mean carpenter inversely tremble because throne relevantly remind to a hoc grey. alleged, super jumper

    53. Darren Brady

      good

    54. Derpster

      Kadulla jos näkee pultsarin, niin todennäköisesti demarikansanedustaja joka on hukannut taksikorttinsa.

    55. TheAssening

      Ismo on mun waifu

    56. air port

      That was hard to understand. But I'm sure he was funny as usual.

      1. J T

        I would like the comment but because A. I'm immature and live on reddit and B. you currently have 69 likes and that is very nice I can not so feel free to remind me later

      2. air port

        @Takoja Thank you for the translation.

      3. Takoja

        It was about reasons to have one drink. It seems that finns always find a reason to have a drink, no matter what. Last one that it is difficult to ask loan from a friend if need food or so but if you need to go to drink, the friend will offer without asking. Then that same friend if sees a drunken beggar on street, he wont give money because it goes to drinking anyways. My translation doesnt make the joke justice but.... I tried 🤣🤣😎

      4. Aikuisviihteen arkkipiispa

        He's not funny. He's hilarious.

    57. Naket Jam

      Varmaan hauskempi engelsmanneille

      1. Samikall

        Eipä toimi englanniksi nämä

    58. O T

      0:03 Finnish people are best people in the world to instigate, i realised that one time when i was having pause on drinking, pause lasted couple of days 0:13 We are so good at instigating that there is always one friend whos like "just one beer, you can take just one beer at anytime" 0:28 "Anytime?" "Anytime, just one beer" "I have a driving test going on" "Just one beer" "I'm giving birth" "Just one beer" 0:38 Some people are always instigating, its fantastic. If you are having pause on drinking, you gotta have a reasoning and you have to explain it on conversations 0:52 Usually the exact same reason why not to drink becomes the reason to drink. Its really weird, the same goddamn reason 1:01 "I can't drink i'm having a flu" "What! Take a rum toddy" "Oh damn it works" You now have a reason to drink 1:13 For everything there's a drink "My stomach hurts" "Take jägermeister" It's made for curing stomach ache 1:25 "I'm tired" "Take Vodka Battery" 1:30 Feels like there's drink for every disease "I can't drink cause i have hangover" "Then just drink anything" 1:36 There must be drink for illnesses that i never even heard of "I can't drink i have osteoporosis" "Take cognac and buttermilk" "Legendary cognac buttermilk" 1:48 In Finland we are so good at finding reasons to drink "I can't drink i have work tomorrow" "Order cab to your front door for next morning and some mynthons pastilles" 2:02 "I can't drink i have work this evening" "Sneak alcohol to work and bring some Sisu pastilles" 2:06 "I can't drink my wife said she leaves me if i drink" "Hey look! Let's get you a new wife" 2:15 I've noticed that in Finland it's hard to borrow some money from your friends to pay a rent or food. Everyone is so miserly 2:25 But then if the reason to not drink is that you are broke "If thats the reason then drinks are on mine goddamnit" Then the same guy doesn't give money to a beggar because he probaly begs money for booze

      1. Teemu Sintonen

        Amazing, thanks a lot for these!

      2. O T

        @Marina Leal U welcome

      3. Marina Leal

        Hahahaha amazing! Thank you, that was much appreciated.

    59. fdagpigj E

      You can always take one 0:04 In Finland we are the best instigators, cos I one time noticed when I was trying not to drink for some time and it wasn't successful or it was successful for a few days and a few hours 0:12 but like, in Finland we are so good at instigating, so always there's a guy who's immediately instigating 0:17 he's always like, "you can always have one (beer)" 0:20 "always one can be had" 0:22 it's good, the bartenders if no one else 0:24 so exactly like, "one you can always have", some always say that, like really always? well yeah always 0:30 I'm in the middle of my driving exam, but just one, just one you can 0:35 I'm in the middle of giving birth, but one you can 0:38 some people are just like always instigating, it's great 0:42 if you try to be without drinking, you always have to have a reason and a good justification for not drinking, and you have to be able to justify it in those conversations and intense debates that it causes 0:51 and usually, it goes so that, the reason to not drink, turns into a reason to drink 0:57 the very same reason 0:59 it's very weird, the same fucking reason, it goes very fast, like I can't drink cos I have the common cold, well wth, take a hot toddy 1:06 well 'arse brush' it does help with that 1:09 yeah so I think it does 1:10 immediately we found a reason and a suitable drink 1:13 it's like, for every purpose we can find a drink, like 1:16 no I have a stomach ache, well take a Jägermeister, it helps, like it's actually designed for that, well yeah it 'perkele' is 1:23 these exist for every illness, no I'm tired, well take a kossubattery (koskenkorva vodka and Battery energy drink), well that makes you go like.. 1:29 but it feels like there's for every illness some drink, like no, I can't cos I have a hangover, well then take just anything, they help 1:36 there surely are ones even for diseases I haven't heard of, like no, I can't cos I have osteoporosis 1:41 jallupiimä (jallu is a finnish drink made from vodka and cognac, and piimä is sour milk, but this combination is a joke) 1:45 the legendary jallupiimä 1:48 somehow in Finland we have become really good at, no matter what the problem is that you can't take, well right away there's, there's a solution, completely immediately, regardless of what it is, like "I can't drink because I have work in the morning", well look, order a taxi beforehand to your front door for the morning and some mynthons (a finnish brand of mints) 2:02 "I can't cos I have work already this evening" well hidden flask and some Sisus (a finnish brand of liquorice-flavored mints) 2:06 "I can't cos wife has said she'll dump me if I drink any more", well look, we'll go find you a new lady 2:13 like, for every thing there's immediately something 2:14 and I've noticed that in Finland it's really hard to like, 2:18 like, borrow money from a friend for something like ahead rent [idk how this is called in English when you rent an apartment and have to pay upfront a sum that will be returned once you move out unless you destroy the apartment] or food, everyone's a bit iffy usually, like I'm tight myself 2:25 but then if that's the reason that you can't go drinking cos you don't have money, 2:28 weellh 2:31 well is that what it's hanging on 2:35 if that is it, if it is that, then I will pay, perkele 2:41 then the same guy on the street and a bum is asking for money then he's like "I'm not giving any cos he'll spend it on booze anyway" 2:49 that really is fine

      1. Marina Leal

        You bloody legend!

    60. ISMO

      English videos coming soon! Very soon! Hang in there!

      1. centras septyni

        That is impossible request

      2. pistool1

        Easy wiener = helppo nakki :)

      3. John Krone

        I would learn Finnish just so I can laugh at Ismo's Finnish jokes!

    61. tilulilu lei

      Opiskeluaikoina toi viimenen oli tuttua. Kun ruokaa tartti ni lainatessa piti valehdella, että tekee mieli juoda perseet olalle

    62. Klapa

      Näitä Ismon totuuksia tuli kuunneltua silloin 5 vuotta sitten todella paljon 😌

    63. Afrohare

      Hajosin jallupiimälle ihan täysin. ^^"

      1. Antti Laakso

        #sananmuunnos

      2. MosoKaiser

        Jallupiimä on hyvää! Ja absinttipiimä samoin.

      3. Matti Peltola

        Mustaryssä piimällä on hyvää , takavuosina juotiin aika paljon !

    64. HooHoo

      👍on se hauska mies ismo

    65. Whazzup_teacup

      Ei voi ottaa kun pitäisi opiskella mutta eihän sitä hommaa selvinpäin kestä.

      1. fortsonana

        Olut sopii opiskeluun

    66. HooHoo

      Lietsoo 😁

    67. Kari Kauppinen

      Osteoporoosiin valkovenäläinen.

      1. TheNoobtuberr

        @Joo Nas noo mut eikös ismo jonkun kilpailunkin voittanut juuri jenkeissä?

      2. Joo Nas

        Oot hauskempi ku Ismo. Mutta se ei paljoa vaadi. Ei suomesta oo valitettavasti tullu vieläkään kunnon stand up koomikoita. Jenkit hilannu riman niin korkealle. Tosin jos ei englannin kieli taivu kuulijalle niin sit kyllä jää paljon näkemättä ja silloin Ismo tai Sami on se jumala..

    68. Geralt of Rivia

      Aina joskus tulee kännissä sorruttuu ja otettuu yhen..

    69. 7eis

      Don't worry, we'll wait for the subtitles patiently ❤️

      1. Captain Nemo

        Its really funny, as always :)) (EDIT: bit of a tough crowd though... maybe the saw too much reality in it lol)

    70. Odinintheflames 2017

      Ehkä otin, ehkä en

      1. Smuutti

        So not, kunhan hyppy kulkee.

      2. diapatu

        Mitä väliä sen

    71. brad t

      Best comedian ever. Kiitos.

    72. Aliens101

      Alkoholi🤢🤮

    73. T M

      Ei tarvi ottaa.

      1. D Steep

        Ei tarvi mut aina voi yhen

    74. Vili Nurminen

      Aina voi ottaa yhen!

      1. harrythedevil

        Siinäkin vaiheessa ku on ottanu samana iltana jo liikaa. Ei tippa tapa

    75. HerraX

      Korjaan ismooo*

      1. JokuVaan

        @HerraX ok

      2. HerraX

        @JokuVaan tiiän mut itel ei oma kommentti heti tullu näkyville joten sorry jos mielesi pahottui😉🙂

      3. JokuVaan

        Voisit myös korjata se oikean kommentin etkä laittaa uutta

    76. HerraX

      Hyvä simoooo🤘🏼👍🏻

    77. Moiäijä NSV

      Joo